A fake British Petroleum twitter account gives us the best analysis of what is going on. Here are some example tweets …
Proud to announce that BP will be sponsoring the New Orleans Blues Festival this summer w/ special tribute to Muddy Waters.
Think about it this way, the ocean is like rootbeer and oil is like ice cream. We just made America a giant rootbeer float!
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct.
The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!
remember … #bpcares
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